"Chocolate Is So Obscenely Delicious, Eating It Should Be Against The Law...""Eating Lots Of Chocolate Should Be The Law..."
If it's melted all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. The cocoa plants effulgent covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit,so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of bon bons home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: Eat a chocolated bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.Isn't that handy? If you can't eat all your chocolates, they will keep in the freezer.But if you can't eat all your chocolates, what is wrong with you? If calories are an issue, store your chocolates on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolates and white chocolates, is that a balanced diet? Money talks. Chocolate sings. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit. If not for chocolates, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. Put "eat chocolates" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Author Unknown The World Is Your Oyster - Where Do You Want To Go? Return from Chocolate to Viagra Veggies
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